Mion Sonozaki ([personal profile] yamionrly) wrote2007-07-10 12:21 am

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MION was treated very badly by LUKE. SHION and HARUHI, Made to do many chores around the house with no time to rest, MION seeks refuge in his/her own little MION'S LOCKER, where she daydreams of a better life. Meanwhile, the King and Queen are preparing for a(n) BEAUTIFUL WEDDING they are giving in order to find a wife for their son, the guest of honor. KEIICHI wonders when he will find true love, and the King assures KEIICHI that lasting love will come one day.

On the night of the WEDDING, MION fantasizes about attending. MION is teased for harboring impossible dreams of attending the special WEDDING. MION is miraculously provided with a beautiful MAID COSTUME and super fast SHEEPBACK by a RIKA. Warned that this magic will last only until midnight, MION leaves for the WEDDING. The RIKA tells MION that dreams can indeed come true.

At the WEDDING, KEIICHI invites a mysterious stranger (actually MION in her MAID COSTUME ) to PAUNCH. MION and KEIICHI PAUNCH all night long. SHION and HARUHI glare and spitefully criticize KEIICHI's choice of partners. MION, and KEIICHI marvel that they have fallen in love after knowing each other for less than TWELVE YEARS. As midnight is about to strike, MION , flees, leaving only a(n) THONG behind.

The next day, MION, FORCEFULLY recalls the WEDDING to LUKE and SHION and HARUHI. SHION and HARUHI , believing that MION can only be imagining the WEDDING, marvel at her accuracy. A(n) TRIANGLE announces the arrival of KEIICHI, who, armed with the THONG, has begun to search far and wide for his mysterious love. LUKE orders MION, out of the house so that she won't ruin SHION and HARUHI's chances with KEIICHI. To the delight of MION and KEIICHI, magic once again provides assistance, and KEIICHI recognizes MION, He places the THONG on her ARM and, lo and behold, it fits. MION, and KEIICHI are GENTLY united and live happily ever after.

I'm Dreaming Of A Mind Boggling Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Mion sat gently under a table, sipping shiny eggnog.

She looked at the fantastic locker hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Luke had hung it there, just before they looked at each other angrily and then fell into each other's arms and paunched each other's eye.

If only I hadn't been so delicious, Mion thought, pouring a wonderful amount of rum into her eggnog. Then Luke might not have got so ugly and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a raepable tear and held her ear in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a beautiful voice lifted huskily up in song.

I'm dreaming of a mind boggling Christmas

Just like Ash Ketchum capturing a Pokemon for the first time.

Mion ran to the door. It was Luke, looking pink all over with snow.

"I missed you furiously," Luke said. "And I wanted to paunch your eye again."

Mion hugged Luke and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Luke said.

"I think so too," Mion said and they paunched each other's eye until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted succubus leg and lived fabulously until Mion got drunk again.

A Green Day To Stare

Shion stepped slowly out into the adorable sunshine, and admired Mion's nose. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a killable sight."

Mion climbed off the taser and walked disgustingly across the grass to greet her lover. Shion patted Mion on the arm and then tried to stare her sexily, but without success.

"That's all right," Mion said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not cute," Shion. "Not as cute as the time we stared at in Morita's cave."

Mion nodded beautifuly. "We were disgusting back in those days."

"Our ears were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Shion said. "Everything seems loveable and delicious when you're young."

"Of course," Mion said. "But now we're ugly, we can still have fun. If we go about it huskily."

"Huskily?" Shion said . "But how?"

"With this," Mion said and held out a horrid pinata. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to stare."

Shion swallowed the pinata at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to stare huskily. They stared at like a neverending cloud of pollution spreading across the land. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

The Chilled Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Satoko strode along the path, making for Tall Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Gorgeous Computer manual, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Head.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her orange dress just in time to face the bountiful woman who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.

The woman struck wonderfully, and Satoko barely raised her dress to meet the attack. They fought long and forcefully until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Satoko found herself forced to one knee, the woman's dress pressed to her cold arm. "I am Mion of Tall Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Gorgeous Computer manual. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a table."

But Satoko had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her dress with a twist, overpowered Mion and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" Satoko said, looking down upon her.

Mion's knee shimmered like Spongebob Squarepants finally coming to terms with his homsexuality. "I have underestimated you, Satoko. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Satoko's desire was enflamed. Her arm throbbed and all her thoughts were to steal Mion like a my little pony. Satoko caressed Mion's angry knee and she responded. They came together deliciously, and their joining was as sexy as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet frying pan!" Satoko groaned and stole Mion as disgustingly as she could.

"Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Satoko said. "That's where I put the Gorgeous Computer manual for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed angrily on the grass, forgetful of all but their delicious love. "We will stay together forever," Mion said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Head never got the Gorgeous Computer manual and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

The Adventure Of The Dolphin-shark Crossbreed

Mion and Rena were out for a blue Valentine's walk in a closet. As they went, Rena rested her hand on Mion's neck. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so torn, Mion was filled with cold dread.

"Do you suppose it's lovely here?" she asked beautifully.

"You tasty silly," Rena said, tickling Mion with her egg. "It's completely amormous."

Just then, a delicious dolphin-shark crossbreed leapt out from behind a toothbrush and rolled Rena in the toe. "Aaargh!" Rena screamed.

Things looked burned. But Mion, although she was sexy, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a cleaver and, like flowers managing to bloom in the filthiest garbage dump, beat the dolphin-shark crossbreed breathtakingly until it ran off. "That will teach you to roll innocent people."

Then she clasped Rena close. Rena was bleeding huskily. "My darling," Mion said, and pressed her lips to Rena's arm.

"I love you," Rena said haughtily, and expired in Mion's arms.

Mion never loved again.

Angrily Tripping

Mion tripped along gently. She was on her way to meet her lover, Shion, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a duck hopping along, carrying a shoe in its mouth.

Mion was almost on the moon when she came across an ugly cake, lying alone on a gorgeous plate. "That must be a treat from my sexy bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked beautiful, so she ate it.

It gave her the most magical tingling sensation in her arm. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Shion.

When Shion came out to meet her, she took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Mion cried lovingly.

"Your boob! And your head!" Shion said. "They're mystical! Can't you feel it?"

Mion felt her boob and her head. They were indeed quite mystical. "Oh, no!" Mion said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that ugly cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Shion said. "I got you a camera. It must have been that cute man who lives nearby. He acts a little huskily, ever since he kissed a mallet."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Mion sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Shion said beautifully, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your boob is really green like that."

"Really?" Mion dried his tears. Mion kissed Shion and it was an entirely delicious sensation, like a hunter shooting his first bird out of the sky.

They spent the night having entirely delicious sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

Red Lang Syne

Satoshi sipped gently at his drink and stood red behind a bat. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel ugly and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how deadly his shoulder got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Satoshi knew very well why he was at the party: to see Mion.

Ah, Mion. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her blue toe made Satoshi's heart beat like doing something one would remember forever.

But tonight everyone was masked. Satoshi peered temptingly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Mion. There, he thought, the woman over by the cleaver, the delicious one with the skeleton mask. It had to be Mion. No one else could look so beautiful, even in a skeleton mask.

She began to walk Satoshi's way and Satoshi started to panic. What if she actually talked to Satoshi?

Mion came right up to Satoshi and Satoshi thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Mion said angrily. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the taser," Satoshi said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so sexy.

Just then, a white voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Satoshi's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Mion might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Mion swept Satoshi into her arms, bent him on a coffin, and kissed Satoshi forcefully, slipping him the tongue and groping his knee.

Satoshi could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out sexily and pulled Mion's mask off her face. It was Mion! "I knew it was you," Satoshi said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Mion said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Satoshi watched her go. She would be right back, Satoshi was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.

Except he never saw her again.

I Saw Mion Kissing Santa Claus

Rena woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one horrid box that looked like a cleaver.

Then Rena noticed that Mion was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.

Rena thought that she would surprise Mion. Maybe even sneak up behind her and kick her on her sexy toe. That always made Mion white.

Rena crept angrily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its blue lights, and the presents, heaped up temptingly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Mion. Kissing someone.

Rena was so angry, she picked up a bat from a table and threw it gently on a tombstone.

They both looked around.

"Mion, you beautiful skeleton!" Rena yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Rena looked and then rubbed her ear and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Mion said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a deadly kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Rena said forcefully. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be ugly."

That seemed reasonable. Rena went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like doing something so naughty but so awesome you'd remember forever. He made Rena's shoulder feel all red.

"You see?" Mion said sexily and Rena saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

Happy Love

Mion finished packing. Ever since Lelouch, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Mion had been delicious.

There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing rubbed her, all was cute. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going in a car to become a transparent cape.

Just then, there was a smelly knock at the door. Mion opened it and stood there slowly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her arm.

When Mion came to, Lelouch was holding her shoulder and looking magical. "My love," Lelouch said deliciously, "I'm sorry for the blue shock. I've been shipwrecked on a wonderful island for the last ten years, living like Zero finally shooting the Emperor directly between the eyes. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my stomach in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Mion could hardly believe her Lelouch had returned. "I will always love you, stomach or no stomach. Besides, you can cover it up with a helmet."

They embraced angrily and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was adorable.

The Battle For The Ball

In a tree, Morita kicked his ball. He had been busy with the ball for hours and now wanted nothing more than an ugly cuddle or a green massage from his lover Mion.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his bloody Mion appeared at the door, grinning deliciously.

"Put down the ball," Mion said forefully. "Unless you want me to kick that ball on your nose."

Morita put down the ball. He was horrid. He had never seen Mion so sexy before and it made him lovely.

Mion picked up the ball, then withdrew a gun from her forehead. "Don't be so horrid," Mion said with a sexy grimace. "A demon bit my eye this morning, and everything became delicious. Now with this ball and this gun I can forefully rule the world!"

Morita clutched his fat eye angrily. This was his lover, his bloody Mion, now staring at him with a sexy forehead.

"Fight it!" Morita shouted. "The demon just wants the ball for his own bloody devices! He doesn't love you, not the ugly way I do!"

Morita could see Mion trembling angrily. Morita reached out his nose and touched Mion's forehead forefully. He was bloody, so bloody, but he knew only his fat love for Mion would break the demon's spell.

Sure enough, Mion dropped the ball with a thunk. "Oh, Morita," she squealed. "I'm so ugly, can you ever forgive me?"

But Morita had already moved in a tree. Like a small and confused little man discover he wasn't gay after all, he pressed his nose into Mion's forehead. And as they fell together in a delicious fit of love, the ball lay on the floor, lovely and forgotten.

The Miracle Of The Dog

Keiichi hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a phoenix bursting out of the ocean even after years of drug abuse. He loathed it.

Every December, Keiichi would feel himself getting all beautiful inside. He refused to put up a Christmas gun, he snapped at anyone lovely enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Keiichi had to go to the mall to buy a cute maid's dress. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing huskily around and so much Christmas music blaring deliciously, he thought his finger would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was an ugly woman collecting for charity. Keiichi never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the ugly woman dropped his bells and ran in Oyashiro-sama's shrine. There was a sad dog right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the ugly woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Keiichi rushed out and gently pushed them both out of the way. There was a thin bang and then everything went dark.

When Keiichi woke up, he was in a delicious room. There was a Christmas gun in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Keiichi's toe hurt. A lot.

The ugly woman came into the room. "I'm so green!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Mion. You saved me from the truck. But your toe is broken."

Keiichi hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas gun up and his toe was broken, he felt quite red, especially when he looked at Mion.

"Your toe must hurt furiously," Mion said. "I think this will help." And she killed Keiichi several times.

Now Keiichi felt very red indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Mion. "I love you," he said, and kissed Mion angrily.

"I love you too," said Mion. Just then, the dog ran into the room and nuzzled Keiichi's chest. "I brought him home with us," Mion said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Keiichi said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.

I'm Dreaming Of A Fabulous Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Asch sat hornily in a bed, sipping horny eggnog.

He looked at the cute bikini hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Luke had hung it there, just before they looked at each other deliciously and then fell into each other's arms and touched each other's stomach.

If only I hadn't been so gay, Asch thought, pouring a beautiful amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Luke might not have got so lovely and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a pink tear and held his chest in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then an adorable voice lifted gently up in song.

I'm dreaming of a fabulous Christmas

Just like a man realizing he could once again lick a popsicle without feeling wrong

Asch ran to the door. It was Luke, looking delicious all over with snow.

"I missed you sexily," Luke said. "And I wanted to touch your stomach again."

Asch hugged Luke and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Luke said.

"I think so too," Asch said and they touched each other's stomach until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted armadildo arm and lived fabulously until Asch got drunk again.

The Skeleton Princess

Satoshi was walking through a red meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a delicious little skeleton lying under a tree.

Satoshi skipped over to see the dear thing and was beautiful to find that she was hurt! A bat had pierced her white little shoulder and she whimpered forcefully with the pain.

"My sexy little friend," Satoshi said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the bat, as temptingly as he could. The skeleton cried out and Satoshi's heart ached, like doing something one would remember forever. "You'll be all right," Satoshi whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Mion and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Mion up in his arms, Satoshi carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Satoshi nursed Mion, cleaning her shoulder and feeding her Cleaver-brand skeleton chow.

On the eighth night, Mion climbed into bed with Satoshi. She burrowed under the covers and gently kicked Satoshi's knee. It made Satoshi giggle and he cuddled close to Mion, stroking her toe and singing angrily to her.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Satoshi hurried home so he could curl up with Mion. It gave him a horrid feeling whenever Mion kicked his knee.

Then one night, Mion looked up at Satoshi and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a blue princess."

Satoshi screamed sexily, he was so surprised. How could a skeleton talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Mion said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Satoshi said and kissed Mion on her toe. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a blue princess! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Princess Mion," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Satoshi said.

"See?" Mion said and showed Satoshi the scar from the bat on her shoulder. Then she kissed Satoshi and they tumbled on a coffin and did a lot of very ugly things, some of them involving a deadly taser.

"I love you," Mion said when they were done. Satoshi clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Mion had stashed away.

And if Mion didn't know about Satoshi's visits to the skeleton sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.

How Two Became One

The darkness was all around as Keiichi walked through the beach down towards his Mion's hammock, random thoughts of S&M crossing his mind.

He had been shocked earlier when Euphemia had told him she often dreamed about Morita involved in blowjob with a dingo , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Lelouch .

One day he would discuss his feelings with Mion, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Lelouch masturbating himself with a dildo.

The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the spoon he was carrying with him. Would Lelouch's chest feel like that to his arm?

What would Lelouch think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating coconut off Lelouch's beautiful stomach?

Keiichi rubbed the spoon against his chest whispering Lelouch's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his Mion's hammock but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Lelouch's name into the night.

Meanwhile, Lelouch had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. the beach was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the coconut he was carrying and leisurely scratched his chest.

He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Keiichi calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his coconut and ran towards the sound of his sexy beast's voice.

Lelouch stumbled through the darkness towards Keiichi. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his sexy beast being attacked by a dingo. Was he about to be raped by Ooishi-san dressed as Morita? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his arm.

Keiichi, Keiichi, my sexy beast, screamed Lelouch. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Keiichi leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the spoon and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare stomach pointing in the air.

Lelouch! Keiichi gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Mion said you were in your Mion's hammock engaged in some S&M with Euphemia.

No, I was alone in my Mion's hammock with nothing but my dildo for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your stomach was, and how I would like to stroke my chest against it, and have you kiss my arm, and now I see your stomach for myself I realise that not even Morita has a stomach to compare with yours.

Oh, sexy beast, Mion said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Euphemia.

What! That old dingo, I'd rather get involved in blowjob with Ooishi-san, a spoon and coconut than dream of S&M with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my arm curl.

Oh, Keiichi!

Oh, Lelouch, my sexy beast!

Cue soft music, sounds of S&M and blowjob, soft focus and fade.........

To Lovingly Kiss

Mion and Shion were celebrating a mystical Valentine's Day together. Mion had cooked a beautiful dinner and they ate on the moon by candlelight.

"My darling," Shion said, stroking Mion's arm, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Mion. "It is but a green token of my undying love."

Mion opened the box. Inside was a gorgeous mallet! She gazed at it gently. Then she gazed at Shion gently. "It's magical," Mion said. "Come here and let me kiss you."

Just then, a delicious crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a hunter shooting his first bird out of the sky. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a cute voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Shion read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other huskily as the crone cackled some more. Mion's head began to tremble. Then Shion shrugged, pulled out a camera, and hit the crone on her boob. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Mion said and kissed Shion beautifully. "This is a sexy Valentine's Day!"

They angrily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they kissed each other all night long.